Hello to all of you fine folks who I have met in the last 4+ years of running this page and website, and welcome to all of you who have no clue who I am or what I am talking about. In an effort to more spontaneous and cutting edge in 2025, I have decided to try out writing a blog.
Blogs are supposed to be insightful and informative, and I have a good bit of esoteric knowledge, mostly from fellas sometimes twice my age. I reckon it may be wise to store these facts somewhere safe... especially because most of this knowledge is imparted to me in a garage somewhere between beer 3 and 9.
For starters, did you know that the word "blog" comes from a combination of the words "web" and "log"? Because we live in such fast times, web blog is too bulky and time-consuming, and so we high-speed internet types like to shave it down a quarter second and just call it "blog". A beautiful word that sounds like the secret message you'd hear if you played a gulp back in reverse. With all the time we save combining those words, we can do amazing things, like writing this blogpost.
I hope to provide many more fascinating revelations such as this one throughout the course of my 'blog here on the 'net.
Anyways, if you are reading this in the year 2027 and this is the only blogpost, it did not work out great.
Please strap in, grab a beer, switch the order on those two, and get ready for some of the most hi-octane blogging you have ever seen. Stay tuned, bookmark the page, and please quit visiting all those other websites, as it makes my blog jealous. I am fine with it, but you know how blogs can be.
CHEERS,
OG Lone Star
PS: I have been in communication with some of the greatest minds in telecom about wiring up the OG Lone Star Mojo Dojo with a fax machine next!